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Archive for the ‘Ugly Shoes’ Category

August 16th, 2008

Opening Ceremony Woven Cut-Out Oxford

These shoes are my pick for Ugly Shoe of the Week. I like the oxford trend. I even like the cut-out trend. And of course, I adore suede shoes for fall. But somehow Opening Ceremony put them together for a disastrous result.

These oxfords feature a combination of glossy grey patent leather and a woven suede […]

By Kori -- 0 comments

February 24th, 2008

Ugly Shoe of the Week: Jean Paul Gaultier Ankle Sneaker Boot

These shoes look like they crammed an ugly canvas sneaker inside what would have been a nice black patent sandal.
I’m not sure what kind of look the designer is going for with these shoes. But if they were aiming for ugly, mission accomplished.
I keep imagining what these shoes would have been like without the boot […]

By Kori -- 3 comments

February 6th, 2008

World’s Weirdest Shoes

In case you missed this post over on Fabuless Fashionista a couple weeks ago, get a load of the World’s Weirdest Shoes!
I still can’t get over this porcupine shoe! You could kill someone with this thing!

And I’m not even sure what I’m supposed to say about these …

Check out the rest of the crazy and […]

By Kori -- 2 comments

January 26th, 2008

Crocs “Sassari” Wedge

It’s no secret that I’m not a Crocs fan. However, these wedges are a little less repulsive than most Crocs I’ve seen.
The Crocs Sassari Wedge features two contrasting colors and maximum cushioning.
If you like Crocs, you might actually like these as a little dressier option to your standard Crocs AKA gardening shoes.
Choose Red/Silver, Black/White or […]

By Kori -- 0 comments

January 7th, 2008

Stuart Weitzman Satin Bow Slingback

Here we have my ugly shoe of the week - The Stuart Weitzman Satin Bow Slingback.
This shoe features a chocolate (or black) bow in the front and a clear vinyl toe strap and slingback.
I’m not sure why these would appeal to anyone.
They are $295 at Neiman Marcus, if you want them!
Tags: clear-shoes, satin-shoes, shoes, Slingbacks, […]

By Kori -- 0 comments

December 23rd, 2007

Chloe Patent Crisscross Sandals

Are these Chloe Patent Crisscross Sandals the “Ugly Shoe of the Week”?

I simply hate these shoes and I’m not even sure why. These patent leather sandals feature very wide crisscross straps, and two buckles near the heel.
They look very uncomfortable and too bulky. I also hate the stubby 2″ blue heel. They also come in […]

By Kori -- 0 comments

December 4th, 2007

CROCS Mammoth Clog

Somehow they took an ugly shoe and uglied them up even more for winter.
CROCS Mammoth Clog:

What the hell?!
I’m not even sure what else to say. 
I don’t know if you all remember from summertime, but I hate Crocs.  I don’t know what the point was of taking an ugly shoe WITH HOLES IN IT and trying to […]

By Kori -- 11 comments

December 2nd, 2007

Quilted Skimmer from Silhouettes

Silhouettes has proven that fashions for women size 12 and up don’t have to be frumpy. They offer a great variety of terrific apparel from updated classics to special occasion attire.
And even more, Silhouettes has shoes!
This winter’s must-have leather and suede boots – available in sizes 7-12 in medium, wide and extra-wide widths – jumpstart […]

By Kori -- 0 comments

November 26th, 2007

Isabella Fiore Peacock Loreen Wedge

It’s only Monday, but could these be the Ugly Shoe of the Week?

Isabella Fiore offers some terrific styles, but I hate this peacock shoe! I could have lived with everything about it (though I’m not crazy about the bow). But good gracious, that heel!

Well anyway, if you want these shoes for some reason … the […]

By Kori -- 1 comment

November 16th, 2007

Christian Louboutin Over-the-Knee Boots

Love ‘Em or Hate ‘Em?
Christian Louboutin’s eccentric styles are oftentimes not for everyone. And that’s the case with these Donjon over-the-knee boots. In a plush black suede with tons of gold studs, these boots are certainly eye-catching if nothing else.
Minus a heel, these flat boots have a Louboutin signature red sole instead. […]

By Kori -- 1 comment